It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize