does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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