i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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