Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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