Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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