This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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