I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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