god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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