No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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