Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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