Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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