I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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