glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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