So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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