I need help removing her.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just sucked dick on a ferry
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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