People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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