But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I enjoy the company of your penis
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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