I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I AM VODKA MAN
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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