You work out of a Hotel?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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