I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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