But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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