you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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