this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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