Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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