Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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