no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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