No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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