i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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