that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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