i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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