drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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