We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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