: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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