My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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