It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
