in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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