Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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