Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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