i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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