this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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