Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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