One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Holy shit dude........stairs
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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