So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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