i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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