if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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