mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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