She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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