Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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