apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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