wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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