I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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