she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Randomize