Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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