in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Farmville is her only friend.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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