Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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